My Dumbass Limericks.

Before I really get going on this blog thing, (or perhaps in an attempt to jump-start this endeavor) I want to officially put down on digital paper a couple of my silly limericks.  Enjoy(?).

The young man had long been quixotic,

to the point of being neurotic.

He would lavish with flowers,

then ravish for hours,

even if his date were robotic.

 

 

The young man said with sarcasm,

to his girl (who’d had an orgasm),

“It’s become quite clear,

You like it in the rear,

or was that just a muscle spasm?”

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